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Adult • Comedy

WINNER – COMIC’S CHOICE – Melbourne Comedy Festival, 2018
Australia’s MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off….and he’s not here to fuck sp*ders!

That’s right. Not even if they’re dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn’t got the time. And neither do you.
Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it’s not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you’re gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we’re not here to….

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong it’s right’ moments”

SHOW STARTS AT 7:30pm

WINNER Comics Choice – Melbourne Comedy Festival, 2018

WINNER Best Comedy Weekly – Fringe World 2024
 

Thu 4 Apr 2024 • 7.00pm

Heath Franklin’s Chopper – Not Here To F*ck Spiders

Cnr Springvale and Wells Roads, Chelsea Heights, VIC
Tickets from $32.00

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